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"Every window in Alcatraz has a view of San Francisco."

Hollywood Stories by Terenci Moix My Life Had Stood a Loaded Gun by Emily Dickinson (Poetry) The Joy of Leaving Your Sh*t Al...

"Oh, you wish you hadn't thrown out your grandmother's crocheted bikini or your son's ashtray he made in the shape of a...

"I inhaled books like other people breathe oxygen. I didn't just read for knowledge or pleasure, I read to live." ...

"The difference between doing something and not doing something is doing something."

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took...

"The internet is amazing because it connects us with one another. But it’s also horrific because . . . it connects us with one anot...

"I am the Wizard of Oz of housewives (in that I am both "Great and Terrible" and because I sometimes hide behind the curt...

"What I want you to know: Dying is easy. Comedy is hard. Clinical depression is no fucking picnic."