THE GEEK IS COMING (#3): A GAME OF THRONES COMMENTARY (6x03 - Oathbreaker)

"Men can be fickle, but birds I always trust." 

Lord Varys

Game of Thrones 6x03 Promo

SPOILERS, OBVI.

(Soooo, soooo late... Sorry...)

• So... Jon Snow is still alive. And he looks banging. We can breath.

• Davos and Melisadre's "What" faces when Jon awakens. 

• "Olly put a knife in my heart." Well... He's a little shit, you know?

• "I shouldn't be here." Yeah, you should. 'Cause you're cute and have flawless hair.

• Melisandre be like: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're alive. You're welcome. Very happy. WHAT DID YOU SEE???" Jon: "Nothing, there was nohing at all." Ups. Thousands of years of religion down the drain.

• Davos to Melisandre: "Toooooo pushy. Calm yo tits and gtfo."

• Jon: "I'm not a god." Tormund: "I know that. I saw your pecker. What kind god had a pecker that small?" Lol.

• Sam's puking. Cute.

• Gilly is so sweet! She's gonna have a painful death.

• Who dat Leonardo Dicaprio - Neal Patrick Harris lovechild looking dude? 'Cause he doesn't look like Ned Stark at all.

• Sir Arthur Dayne is hot. 

• Watching Sir Arthur Dayne fighting with two swords is making me all... warm inside.

• Stabbing him in the back? Really? Honorable, my ass. 

• Ned Stark, liar! Liar! Pants on fire!

• Did he just hear Bran? What?

• They aren't going to show us Lyanna giving birth, are they?

• Of course not.

• At first I thought: "Yippee ki-yay, motherfuckers! Drogon time!" But nop... just enormous metal horses...

• That older Khaleesi from Dosh Khaleen seems like a cool gal. 

• Varys being all hardore and shit is love.

• Awkward non- conversation. Somebody buy Grey Worm and Missandei a personality. Asap.

• Theory: Varys' birds are actually birds, because he can talk to animals and stuff.

• Nop. The little birds are kids.

• Was that a fart? Nice.

• Lady Olenna. You hilarious old bitch! Love ya!

• Zzzzzzzzzzz... Everytime the High Sparrow talks... Zzzzzzzzzzz...

• Tommen cutie pie.

• Arya is badass. Blind or not.

• "Your father was a cunt." Umber dude, you're about to get surprised.

• Osha and Rickon!!! Who, by the way, has grown a fucking lot.

• Shaggydog...? God, no... Stop killing the direwolves, damn it!

• Crap. Allister Thorne has dignity. I kind of like him a little bit now. Don't hate me.

• Fucking Olly with your annoying fucking Olly face.

• I don't think Jon is going to kill them. I mean, I want them dead and buried like everybody, but Jon is a merciful guy, I don't think he's going to do it.

• So... He's done it. I'm on fire with my predictions today.

• Nice long shot of Olly's dead face. All of us, GoT fans, are sadictic animals.

• "My watch has ended." Uglycrying.