THE GEEK IS COMING (#6): A GAME OF THRONES COMMENTARY (8x02 - A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms)

"I know death. He’s got many faces. I look forward to seeing this one."

Arya Stark

Game of Thrones 8x02 Promo

SPOILERS, OBVI.

• Jaime you're fucked.

• Daenerys calm yo tits, your father was nuts.

• "I see one man with one hand." Guuurl.

• Sansa and Dany bonding over dead families. Cute.

• "The things we do for love." Damn, boy! No fucks given.

• Brienne defend your BFF! Jamie, the honorable king-slayer-sister-fucker.

• Jon being all like: "Please, don't let them ask me, pretty please..."

• That look Daenerys gives Jorah... Tyrion pack your shit.

• Being a blacksmith is hoooot and Arya agrees. They're fucking each other with their eyes!

• Don't underestimate Arya. Ever.

• Well... Gendry is horny now...

• Here it goes, the most awkward conversation ever. And this show has had its share of awkward conversations.

• "How do you know there's an afterwards?" I think I've actually heard Jaime crap his pants.

• Lannister bros broing out. Nice.

• "Dying in my own bed at the age of 80, with a bellyful of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock!" Say what you want about Tyrion, but he's consistent.

• When the thought of your undead self ripping apart your sister gives you tingles, you know your next family reunion is gonna be uncomfortable. Or a fun time, whatever.

• Is Jaime in lurve with Brienne? That look says yep. My wishes say nope (T+B).

• Podrick and his proud mamma!

• Ok... Not so much.

• Jaime letting go of his cocky self and asking Brienne for a job proves how much he has changed. Brienne being a sympathetic hardass is why we love her.

• Is Jorah trying to steal Tyrion's role as Hand of the Queen?

• Of course not, 'cause he's Jorah and he's adorable (and sexy).

• "Someone taller." Lol

• Ohhhh! Sansa and Dany are becoming friends! That's lovely!

• "What about the North?" Or you know... Frenemies.

• Theon and Sansa's hug. God, he's going to die.

• Everytime Davos appears my heart is happy. That means something bad is going to happen, for sure.

• Shireen flashbacks. Don't cry.

• A crow-wildling reunion! Wiiiiii!!

• "The big woman still here?" I'm gonna eat his face, he's so cute.

• There's a fuckload of people on that assembly. Party!

• "That’s what death is, isn’t it? Forgetting. Being forgotten." I really felt like thinking about the meaning of life and death and not sleeping tonight, anyway. Thanks, Sam.

• So... I did't tell you before just 'cause, but that undead dude knows where I am at all times because this creepy mark and shit. Oopsie.

• Fuck Dead-Eyed-Bran! Of course you're using him as bait and not hiding him! Are you people stupid?

• You don't know if dragonfire can hurt them? Not so smart now, Bran!

• Tormund! You charmig enormous red-haired you!

• We could cut the tension between Jon and Dany with a chainsaw.

• The usual: "I have to break up with you because you're my aunt and I'm your king" foolishness. If I had a nickel...

• Missandei and Greyworm are so beautiful as a couple... They're both soooo dead... 

• He's like the soldier who shows his fiance's picture just before an attack. Dude, don't. You gonna blow up.

• Is that Ghost? Someone had a little bit of money for this episode...

• "Now our watch begins." Imma cry.

• That's a party I would love to be in! Someone pass me some wine before the Ice Apocalypse comes.

• The sucking on a giantess tit story is so marvelous. I can't and I won't.

• Fuck. I love Arya and the Hound together so much.

• OMG! Gendry and Arya are about to have sexy times! OMG! 

• Arya is naked! She's like my little sister! My eyes! My eyes!

• "I'm not the red woman. Take your own bloody pants off." Power top.

• "Fuck tradition." Feminist Tormund. Yaaasss!

• Shit. Is Jaime going to knight Brienne? Shiiiit!

• What an emotional episode. God. This show is going to kill me.

• He's doing it. He's doiiiing iiiit.

• "Arise, Ser Brienne of Tarth, knight of the Seven kingdoms." I'm so proud of her, she deserves it so much. 

• She's going to die, isn't she? 

• Like hell Lyanna Mormont is going to hide. Do you even know her?

• Podrick has a beautiful voice and a colossal penis. He's husband material.

• Oh crap. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking fuckidity fuck fuck. Shit.

• He's telling her everything.

• "My name. My real name is Aegon Targaryen."

• Breath. Breath. Breath.

• If looks could kill Jon would be dead. Again.

• They're heeeereee.

• On the next episode of Game of Thrones... Shit is about to go down.

• Fuck this episode. Fuck this show. I have goosebumps.