"Not today."
Arya Stark
"Not today."
Arya Stark
SPOILERS, OBVI.
(I know. Really late. Sorry.)
- I'm not ready.
- 'The Long Night'. It surely is gonna be long.
- Sam has the same 'oh shit' look on his face as we do.
- Bran doesn't give a flying fuck, as per usual.
- Why are most of the main characters in first line of the battle? Go back! Don't you dare die on us!
- Fuck. Shit. Nope. Ghost, what the hell are you doing there? Go to sleep.
- Melissandreeeeee Queeeeen!
- 'Let me light your swords really quick.'
- Valar Morghulis, bitches!
- I'm too excited, I need to relax.
- I still ship Davos and Melissadre, by the way.
- Melissadre being all mysterious and confusing, as we like her. Missed you, girl.
- The Dothraki are going for it. Maybe you should stay put, you crazy enormous savages.
- Give fire to men and they go all macho. Sigh.
- So... Jon and Dany are chilling on top of a mountain... Go down to fight beside your army... Motherfuc...
- Oh crap. Where are all the lights going? Oh crap.
- Jorah? You ok? Which colour are his eyes? Which fucking colour?!
- Oh well, I guess the Dothraki race is kinda dead now.
- My heart is about to pop and it's only been 15 min. This is going swell!
- That's a fuckload of zombies.
- And now... Dragons. God, I love this show.
- "Stick them with the pointy end." Yass.
- There are like three dudes protecting Bran. Lol.
- Fucking fast editing. WTF is going on?
- Nooooo Eeeeedd! And then there was one.
- So nice of the Unsullied to protect the retreat. Who says that they don't have balls?
- 'Really? Lighting the trenches with arrows? Bitch, please.' by Melissandre.
- Faster would be better. (Browncoats still remember)
- Wight barbeque is what's for dinner.
- Someone should have thought of bringing Monopoly or something to the crypts. These people look bored.
- "I'm going to go now." I mean, were you even here?
- Oh oh. Is he sacrificing wights to put out the fire?
- Yep he is.
- Aaaand meanwhile? Everybody inside is just lounging about, apparently.
- Now that the undead dudes were distracted, was a pretty good time to attack them with those flamming arrows. Do I have to teach these Winterfellas the art of war? My God.
- 'World War Z', anyone?
- Is someone cool dying? I don't know! Even the characters don't know!
- Jaime and Brienne fighting together like good Bffs. So sweet.
- Arya saving asses everywhere. Fuck, she's so cool.
- I mean, I love Davos as much as the next sane person, but he's being pretty useless... There's still room in the crypts and someone has to bring the Monopoly...
- Big brother Clegane going to rescue little sister Arya makes me believe in unicorns and angels.
- Here comes the fucking zombie giant. Of course.
- Damn you, you grotesque deceased giant. Don't ever touch Lyanna Mormont again, or I swear to God...
- Fuck my life. Not Lyanna. Even when she was broken she was more complete than most of us.
- She died a hero, destroying men's brains as she did when she was alive.
- Is really weird and distressing seeing Arya being afraid. Don't like it. Stop it.
- "Swift as a deer. Quiet as a shadow. Quick as a snake. Calm as still water." Syrio taught her well.
- The tension! My heart is racing. Is this how I die?
- This is becoming a scary movie and I'm here for it.
- Arya, the Hound and Beric running for their dear lives, with a bunch of zombies wanting to eat their faces.
- Demi Lovato said it best: "If I ever did that, I think I'd have a heart attack."
- Yes, this is definitely how I die. And it's fine by me.
- Beric Dondarrion sacrificing himself to save Arya and serving his purpose. Sad times.
- "And blue eyes..." (Honestly, at the moment I didn't realize 100% what it meant, I was just trying not to pass out.)
- "What do we say to the God of Death?" "Not today, Satan, not today."
- With all honestly, I had completely forgotten about the existence of the cannon fodder of the woods.
- Bran is important or whatever.
- I know 'the night is dark and full of terrors' but I don't see shit. What dragon is doing what?
- Not dracarys, girl.
- Fan of the Night King just strolling around the battlefield like he doesn't have a care in the world.
- He's a chill dude in general. Pun totally intended.
- Nononononononononono. NO.
- Don' t want no Lyanna wight. Don't want no Edd wight. Don't want no scrub.
- Here they come, The White Walkers, looking like a cool Icelandic rock band kinda deal.
- The dead are rising in the fucking crypt. Who knew?
- What in the icy hell are doing those horrid zombies? Attacking my baby Drogon? Fuck no.
- Maybe Daenerys should have taken some self-defense classes... Just sayin'...
- Jon: 'Fuck Sam, fuck everybody, I gotta save my kooky three eyed raven of a brother.'
- Are you fucking for real, Theon? Not only you just have a couple of suckers fighting beside you, but you also have a shortage of arrows? Are you new? Come on.
- Well, not so boring anymore in the crypts.
- Shit! Ned isn't going to revive all headless, right? That's too fucked up, right? RIGHT?
- When Tyrion kisses Sansa's hand... Jesus Christ. A moment of real kindness in the middle of the Apocalypse.
- I'm not crying. You're crying.
- I can't with this music, these images, these emotions. Fuck's sake.
- Some more characters we love are going to die and it fucking sucks.
- Damn, I'm getting sad for realsies.
- Calm the fuck down, bitch. Lol.
- "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you." And he sacrifices himself, being the hero he always wanted to be.
- I guess there's not calming down today. Oh, well.
- Fuckity fucking fuck of all fucks. Arya.
- What the...
- WHAT
- Ice zombies exploding everywhere.
- Arya has killed the Night King and I think I've just orgasmed.
- And... Happiness is over.
- Jorah falls, protecting his Khaleesi, like he's always done.
- And Drogon is every pet in the world, comforting his human when she needs it.
- Nope. There's no way I'm surviving through the night.
- Wait, it's not over! We can suffer a little bit more.
- Melissandre has fulfilled her destiny at last, so she turns to dust.
- I guess my Davos and Melissandre ship has totally sinked. Or has gone with the wind. 'Cause she's dust. Get it? GET IT?
- Don't judge me, I'm hurting.
- Today six beloved characters and some frosty bitches have died.
- Don't worry, there are three episodes left, they can still kill some more. Great.
- Thank you for an hour and a half of complete anxiety, I really appreciate it.
- I was definitely not ready.
