"Men can be fickle, but birds I always trust."
Lord Varys
Game of Thrones 6x03 Promo
SPOILERS, OBVI.
(Soooo, soooo late... Sorry...)
- So... Jon Snow is still alive. And he looks banging. We can breath.
- Davos and Melisadre's "What" faces when Jon awakens.
- "Olly put a knife in my heart." Well... He's a little shit, you know?
- "I shouldn't be here." Yeah, you should. 'Cause you're cute and have flawless hair.
- Melisandre be like: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're alive. You're welcome. Very happy. WHAT DID YOU SEE???" Jon: "Nothing, there was nohing at all." Ups. Thousands of years of religion down the drain.
- Davos to Melisandre: "Toooooo pushy. Calm yo tits and gtfo."
- Jon: "I'm not a god." Tormund: "I know that. I saw your pecker. What kind god had a pecker that small?" Lol.
- Sam's puking. Cute.
- Gilly is so sweet! She's gonna have a painful death.
- Who dat Leonardo Dicaprio - Neal Patrick Harris lovechild looking dude? 'Cause he doesn't look like Ned Stark at all.
- Sir Arthur Dayne is hot.
- Watching Sir Arthur Dayne fighting with two swords is making me all... warm inside.
- Stabbing him in the back? Really? Honorable, my ass.
- Ned Stark, liar! Liar! Pants on fire!
- Did he just hear Bran? What?
- They aren't going to show us Lyanna giving birth, are they?
- Of course not.
- At first I thought: "Yippee ki-yay, motherfuckers! Drogon time!" But nop... just enormous metal horses...
- That older Khaleesi from Dosh Khaleen seems like a cool gal.
- Varys being all hardore and shit is love.
- Awkward non- conversation. Somebody buy Grey Worm and Missandei a personality. Asap.
- Theory: Varys' birds are actually birds, because he can talk to animals and stuff.
- Nop. The little birds are kids.
- Was that a fart? Nice.
- Lady Olenna. You hilarious old bitch! Love ya!
- Zzzzzzzzzzz... Everytime the High Sparrow talks... Zzzzzzzzzzz...
- Tommen cutie pie.
- Arya is badass. Blind or not.
- "Your father was a cunt." Umber dude, you're about to get surprised.
- Osha and Rickon!!! Who, by the way, has grown a fucking lot.
- Shaggydog...? God, no... Stop killing the direwolves, damn it!
- Crap. Allister Thorne has dignity. I kind of like him a little bit now. Don't hate me.
- Fucking Olly with your annoying fucking Olly face.
- I don't think Jon is going to kill them. I mean, I want them dead and buried like everybody, but Jon is a merciful guy, I don't think he's going to do it.
- So... He's done it. I'm on fire with my predictions today.
- Nice long shot of Olly's dead face. All of us, GoT fans, are sadictic animals.
- "My watch has ended." Uglycrying.
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