CURRENTLY REANDING (#6): HOW TO SURVIVE A HORROR MOVIE by SETH GRAHAME-SMITH

"From this moment on, nothing is what it seems. You're not a human being, you're a character- and filmmakers are doing everything in their power to kill you even now."

"Some people say "if we split up,we can cover more ground"-with blood."

Facts:

Title: How to Survive a Horror Story

Author: Seth Grahame-Smith

Illustrator: Nathan Fox

Publisher: Quirk Books

Publication Year: 2007

Format: Paperback

Pages: 176

Genres: Horror, Humor, Non Fiction...

"So I suggest you stick close, pay attention, and avoid breaking the Terrorverse's only commandment: Thou shall not be stupid."

Synopsis: 

Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.

From ghosts, vampires, and zombies to serial killers, cannibalistic hillbillies, and haunted Japanese videocassettes, How to Survive a Horror Movie shows how to defeat every obstacle found in scary films. Readers will discover:

     •  How to Perform an Exorcism
     •  What to Do If You Did Something Last Summer
     •  How to Persuade the Skeptical Local Sheriff
     •  How to Vanquish a Murderous Doll
     •  How to Survive an Alien Invasion
     •  How to Tell If You’ve Been Dead Since the Beginning of the Movie

And much, much more.

Complete with useful instructions, insane illustrations, and a list of 100 important films to study, How to Survive a Horror Movie is essential reading for prom queens, jocks, teenage babysitters, and anyone employed by a summer camp.

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